May 2012
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maybe you'd be kidnapped by pirates: how to kiss →
misssynph:
misterjmasters:
dodostad:
conversationparade:
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss…
PANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEE YOUR KISSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS (waves tongue...
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Fabulous Eyebrow Brothers: tumblrvengers →
amateurcatalyst:
thundergoddess:
tony: tumblr famous ~~~offensive blogger~~~
steve: social justice “LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT, DIE CIS SCUM” blogger
thor: meme blogger, always posts rage comics and stuff from 9gag and reddit
bruce: OPINIONATED BLOGGER, posts 5-paragraph-long rants…
god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick